- Wife to husband : "Honey, I have just the thing that could save our marriage."
- Husband : "And that would be what?"
- Wife : "You could carry me!"
- Husband : "I've been doing that for the last 25 years."
- Wife : "No,dear. I mean you could carry me in the North American Wife Carrying Championships!"
- Husband : "You do love me! Our marriage is saved!"
Friday, September 10, 2010
Maine Minutiae : Save Your Marriage! Carry Your Wife!
There are few things in this world that come anywhere near leaving me speechless. What I am about to describe to you damn near did it. Human beings will do almost anything for amusement and/or competition. There are such events as the Calaveras (CA) County Fair and Jumping Frog Jubilee, Watermelon Thump in Luling, Texas, where the biggest attraction is the watermelon seed spitting contest and 35,000 people attend each year, and here's a new one to me that recently took place right here in Maine - The North American Wife Carrying Championships! I mean, we don't get the Olympics, NASCAR, NFL, Major League Baseball and whatnot, but we do make a sport of wife carrying! Just imagine the fun and companionship to be had by couples from all around the country.
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