If Today's Rapture Day, I'm Goin' Fishin'

The Stripers Await Judgement

As you've probably heard by now, today is Rapture Day. Lord, hear my prayers...I figure that if I am gonna die today, I am gonna die doing what I like most - talking to God and fishin'. I've gotta cover my bases, you know. To further endear myself to the Almighty, my last blog post before we are all called Home will be about fishin' and places to fish. I'm thinking that if Jesus hung around a bunch of fisherman, then I've got an "in" with the Good Lord Hisownself by showing my Sonly qualities. :)

BTW, if you haven't done so yet, you can make a donation to my PayPal account by hitting the "Donate" button in the right sidebar. It being Rapture Day and all, it would be a lovely last gesture to make before you vanish from this earthly Veil of Tears. After all, you can't take it with you. But I can keep it here. :)

• Texas Tidbits: Lake Texoma - Catching big ass striper on Rapture Day is a must for those aspiring to get into Paradise.
• Maine Minutiae: Jackman - A little slice of Heaven in Maine.
• Colorado Chronicles: The Healing Waters - You gotta have a clean Soul to enter the Kingdom, so this is a great place to start cleansing.

Those are three of my choices I'd like to spend my last day on Earth. As for the reast of you sinners, hit the "Donate" button in the sidebar and just in case my name is not listed in the Book of Life, I'll make sure your money is well spent as I await my own Judgement. Amen.

Sabbath Silliness Revisited

It is said that it is better to give than to receive. A few days ago, I received the makings of a first class cold (not the flu as I thought back then), and now I have given it to my wife. That's just the kind of guy I am - constantly thinking of others. Besides, I consider it sort of an early birthday present to her. Just to prove to you that I am a giving kind of guy, I am now going to give you the business some of my finest musings from weeks past on Three States Plus One.

• Willie Asked Me to Do a Duet - Hell, if you would have smoked what we smoked on Willie's bus, you'd be askin' everybody from Boy George to ZZ Top to do a duet. It's a good story.
• 248 Acres of Awesome - Lookin' back to when the grass was green and lookin' forward to next spring, too.
• Caught - Just me, the mountains and God. 
• From the Fryin' Pan Into the Fire - What it was like before Coop, my newest fishin' buddy, was born. 

I don't wanna overdo the silliness on the Sabbath. I am certain that the Almighty has a sense of humor, but I don't want to be the one to test His patience. I already owe Him big time.